Population | 2.971 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Wolf |
The Colony of Absolute Communism509 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.971 billion Absolute Communism509ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute Communism509ian economy, worth 469 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,000 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Communism509's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute Communism509 is ranked 228,500th in the world and 8,920th in Balder for Safest, scoring 22.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute Communism509 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Absolute Communism509 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism509, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
- : Absolute Communism509 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism509, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism509, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism509, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
- : Absolute Communism509 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism509, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism509, sex changes are routinely performed at Absolute Communism509's hospitals.